Okay guys, so this may not be the best writing I’ve ever done (okay, I know it’s not!), but I did give the challenge a try! So, here’s what I think a brief encounter might be like between Roger Rabbit and Count Vladamir Dracula!
Roger Rabbit pops up randomly in Love at First Bite
Roger to Count Vladimir Dracula: Where am I?
Dracula: New York. What are you? Some giant animated bug for my friend Renfield to eat?
Roger: A bug? No, I’m a rabbit. Roger’s the name! Who are you?
Dracula: Count Vladimir Dracula. You are one silly looking rabbit.
Roger: My goal is to make people laugh. Where’s Eddie?
Dracula: Who’s Eddie? I’m searching for my true love, Cindy Sondheim
Roger: Eddie’s my friend, he’s trying to free me of murder charges.
Dracula: Great, just my luck. I had to run into a rabbit who is a criminal.
Roger: I didn’t kill my dear Jessica, I was framed!
Dracula: Okay, whatever you say, you little rabbit. Why don’t you hop back to wherever you came from?
Roger: Well someone could use a lesson in etiquette. What do you do for a living, anyhow?
Dracula: I am a vampire. Haven’t you ever heard of me?
Roger: No. I thought you were a waiter! What’s with the cape?
Dracula rolls his eyes.
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