Okay, so I’ve decided to do the Funny Movie Quote Challenge! I don’t know how many of you will be interested, but I think it will be really fun. So if any of you want to participate, feel free and paste a link in the comment section. Here are the rules:
1.) Pick your favorite funny movie
2.) Post some of the best funny quotes from the movie
3.) If you want, feel free to use pictures!
4.) Please keep the quotes clean!
5.) Have fun!! 🙂
The movie I pick is…..Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Roger Rabbit, if you haven’t seen it, is a hilarious movie about a detective who comes to an animated rabbit’s rescue when he’s wanted for murder. Is Roger guilty or is he just an “innocent victim of circumstance”?
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”–Jessica Rabbit
“Listen Valiant. His wife’s poison, but he thinks she’s Betty Crocker!”
“Well, you see, I didn’t know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn’t know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn’t know! But the liquor store guy… he knew.”–Roger Rabbit on how he found Eddie (exact quote found on http://www.imdb.com)
“Eddie Valiant: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You mean to tell me that in a fit of jealousy you wrote your wife a love letter?
Roger Rabbit: That’s right! I knew that she was just an innocent victim of circumstance.
Eddie Valiant: I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine.
Roger Rabbit: Lipstick, yes. Mirror, no. I found a nice, clean piece of paper.
Roger Rabbit: “Dear Jessica: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One one-thousand. Two one-thousand. Three one-thousand. Four one-thousand. Five…?” –Discussion between Eddie Valiant and Roger Rabbit (exact quotes found on http://www.imdb.com)
Eddie Valiant: Nice monkey suit.
Jessica Rabbit: Oh, Roger. You were magnificent.
Roger Rabbit: Was I really?
Eddie Valiant: Get this straight, meatball. I… don’t… work… for toons.
[Eddie stuff a hard-boiled egg in Angelo’s mouth and storms off]
Angelo: [spits out the egg] So, what’s his problem?
Dolores: A toon killed his brother
Roger Rabbit: No! Not my Jessica! Not pattycake! It can’t be! It just can’t be! Jessica’s my wife! It’s absolutely impossible! Jessica’s the love of my life. The apple of my eye. The cream in my coffee.
*All images found on Google Image Search
**There are so many hilarious quotes from this movie. It really is great. Out of 5 stars, I definitely give it a 5. It’s available to watch on Netflix if you have it!
What’s your favorite funny movie? What are some of your favorite quotes from it?